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By prostate before all - 26/06/2016 00:57 - United States - Jamaica Plain

Today, at work, because I have been having bowel problems I sat longer than normal on the toilet. I stood up to wipe myself only to discover my legs were numb and fell forward thru the door and almost on my face on the floor in front of several co-workers including my manager. FML

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J_Jay98 21

Sunday 26 June 2016 23:48

You wipe your ass standing?

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J_Jay98 21

Sunday 26 June 2016 23:48

You wipe your ass standing?

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