Today, I was volunteering at a local hospital. I was eagerly introducing myself to all the nurses, as I would be working with them all summer. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the giant piece of lettuce stuck in my front teeth. So much for first impressions. FML

by nothing_nobody / 06/22/2016 at 9:31pm / Work

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  • I don't think a lettuce stuck in your teeth should make you worry about leaving a bad impression. It's no big deal

    #6 - On 08/14/2016 at 9:19am by DestinyNiya

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  • Lettuce hope that they won't judge you too harshly, and that #2 will pop open a pun dictionary one day.

    #3 - On 08/14/2016 at 9:05am by StormfrontX33

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