Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
by Pissed / 06/20/2016 at 3:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
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That sounds like a good plan until they smell the pee on you.
#4 - On 06/21/2016 at 5:01am by MetalxSoldier
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*sees OP's present username* well, I'd say so...
#3 - On 06/21/2016 at 5:00am by mackdeezy
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