Today, I learned that the three secretaries at work make spreadsheets about who uses the toilets, when and for how long, and then make bets on who will take the longest toilet break, who will use it the most often, etc. Now I constantly look at my watch whenever I use the toilets. FML

by toilet on the clock / 06/08/2016 at 6:40am / China (Guangdong) / Work

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  • Just stay there for 15 minutes one day, make them all lose their bets and give them a wink when you walk out

    #4 - On 06/08/2016 at 12:20pm by nonsensical

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  • Join the office betting pool, and soon the pot will be overflowing. C'mon, the spreadsheets are simple toilet humor.

    #3 - On 06/08/2016 at 12:11pm by Welshite

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