Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML

by rhplb / 05/17/2016 at 9:10am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Work

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  • This is when you break into your own house and surprise the crap out of your brother when he gets back!

    #4 - On 05/18/2016 at 3:31am by tranced_

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  • You should've told everyone EXACTLY what your plan was, hope you get in safely.

    #1 - On 05/18/2016 at 3:07am by zedjaleaf1

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