Today, I nearly got shitcanned for falling asleep on the job. The only reason I was so dead tired was because my idiot roommates decided to get high last night and loudly argue for hours about stupid crap like "Is it gay to screw a clone of yourself?" I got less than 2 hours of sleep because of them. FML

by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 11:18pm / United States (Oregon) / Work

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  • It's not gay, it's masturbation XD

    #5 - On 05/16/2016 at 11:31am by jamieblue6

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  • Well, don't keep us in suspense! What was the verdict?! It's not like I care for any part—yes, hold on Tripartita 2.0, I'll be back in a second!—icular reason or anything… I'm just curious.

    #4 - On 05/16/2016 at 11:27am by Tripartita

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