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By AnInelegantlyStupidGuy - 06/05/2016 10:14 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, whilst working on the poolside, I got a little bored of just sitting around. So I decided to clean the equipment cupboard and tidy it up a bit. It was going well, until a pool noodle bent, then straightened right as I turned. Needless to say I now have a civilian bruise right on my face FML

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Emma1562 35

Saturday 7 May 2016 1:48

From a pool noodle?? Those are foam

Bobalobading 2

Monday 9 May 2016 0:57

How can a pool noodle give you a bruise?.....

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Emma1562 35

Saturday 7 May 2016 1:48

From a pool noodle?? Those are foam

Bobalobading 2

Monday 9 May 2016 0:57

How can a pool noodle give you a bruise?.....

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