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By Awkward - 04/05/2016 23:04 - United Kingdom - London
Today, I accidentally called my ex-boyfriend "pumpkin" out of habit. It wouldn't have been too bad if we hadn't been presenting in a meeting with prospective clients, and my robotic, extreme-professional-behaviour boss who is on the fence about my promotion. Perhaps I'll wait till next year. FML.