Work: Today, my sleeping pattern is so messed up from my job that I...

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By Enchantified - 04/05/2016 05:33 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, my sleeping pattern is so messed up from my job that I have a really bad feeling I'm going to either sleep through my interview time, or I'm going to fall asleep at my interview. FML.

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shabadabba 14

Wednesday 4 May 2016 18:56

haha I know the feeling. coffee is your friend

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shabadabba 14

Wednesday 4 May 2016 18:56

haha I know the feeling. coffee is your friend

oliviaaaa7 13

Wednesday 4 May 2016 21:10

This is definitely one of those "You snooze, you lose" type of situations. Sorry OP.

Scootythedog 17

Wednesday 4 May 2016 21:59

Coffee coffee coffee.

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