Work: Today, my manger told me he wants to promote me to manager. He...

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By tabypatchkid - 26/04/2016 10:54 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my manger told me he wants to promote me to manager. He said I really proved myself in the few months I've been there. Oh and that I'm only getting it because I'm the 'best of a bad situation.' FML

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katykills 15

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:51

Silver linings bro. My husband was entry level at one job and got offered a GM spot at another job for the same reasons lol but it works for us

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katykills 15

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:51

Silver linings bro. My husband was entry level at one job and got offered a GM spot at another job for the same reasons lol but it works for us

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