Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2016 at 11:57am / United States (Ohio) / Work

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  • I will legitimately come to your house and decapitate you if you even fucking dare to write a 'shitty situation' pun ._. This is srious busnss

    #2 - On 02/10/2016 at 6:36pm by L_1781

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  • Throw up in front of your boss... Maybe this way him or her let you go.

    #5 - On 02/10/2016 at 6:42pm by tintarroja

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