Today, I was at a very important meeting with a client and I had to use the bathroom. I was so nervous that I squirted white soap all up my suit jacket. My client walked in and commented on my "jizzy" blazer. FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2016 at 5:50am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work

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  • Should've responded, "only for you.." And then wink. You would've gotten the job for sure!! Or a restraining order...

    #2 - On 01/18/2016 at 11:53am by Twisted_Killjoy

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  • Very interesting comment...? Did you just not notice it or did you choose not to wipe it off?

    #1 - On 01/18/2016 at 11:52am by Psycocharger

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