Today, I was working at a movie theater when I was called to clean what can only be described as "Dog Shit Surprise" out of a theater. FML

by superspy3214 / 11/03/2015 at 10:24pm / United States / Work

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  • I always hate how much the theaters charge for Dog Shit Surprise, so I sneak my own in.

    #11 - On 11/04/2015 at 10:22am by Tripartita

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  • OP here, first of all I'm still in school making A's in my honors courses and secondly it was neither human nor dog shit, apparently a guy brought his kid into the theater to see Paranormal Activity and the kid got so scared he threw up then dumped his popcorn and mozzarella sticks on the ground

    #25 - On 11/04/2015 at 12:15pm by superspy3214

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