Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML

by sarika / 07/23/2015 at 8:12pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work

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  • I guess you could say your vision is in mint condition.

    #3 - On 07/24/2015 at 10:11am by heirofhope

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  • I would think your eye would be a little red and noticeably irritated after that- signs that should prove your story true to your boss!

    #2 - On 07/24/2015 at 10:08am by cat4651

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