Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML

by Jobless in Seattle / 05/04/2015 at 10:08pm / United States (Texas) / Work

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  • Well, you just proved you weren't fired unfairly.

    #2 - On 05/05/2015 at 5:56am by Nailpolishaholic

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  • Invest in an alarm clock, maybe? Or two? Or three?

    If you're sleeping through your alarm, though, one trick is to set your alarm(s) up on the other side of the room so you have to get out of bed to turn them off. It worked for me... until I started sleepwalking to turn all of them off and got back in bed, apparently.

    #4 - On 05/05/2015 at 5:58am by ThatOneChick856

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