Work: Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn... - FML

By waxer150 - 22/03/2015 22:32 - United States - Ashtabula

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2013 05:25 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I had a new client on my massage list. Two of my fingers got stuck in the thick coat of hair covering his back. I had to stop myself from making grunting noises whilst extricating them. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By heatherfeather22 - 31/07/2014 03:28 - United States - Ottumwa

Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML

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Just_A_Tree 20

Monday 23 March 2015 9:19

"The punch is meant to distract you from the pain of the hair being pulled. Is it working?"

Lorenzo1102 21

Monday 23 March 2015 9:10

*Insert punchline here*

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Lorenzo1102 21

Monday 23 March 2015 9:10

*Insert punchline here*

MetalxSoldier 26

Monday 23 March 2015 11:19

I guess the OP is glad they got that off their chest. I just noticed that my comment is similar to number 2.

The_Podfather 16

Monday 23 March 2015 9:14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

shawnsmuffins 15

Tuesday 24 March 2015 1:39

The weight of his chest hair?

nikkipettyfer 24

Monday 23 March 2015 9:15

I'm sure he'll forgive you. Laugh about it now!

timb1234 13

Monday 23 March 2015 9:16

Did you at least give a discount

Just_A_Tree 20

Monday 23 March 2015 9:19

"The punch is meant to distract you from the pain of the hair being pulled. Is it working?"

Bigfabthetruth52 22

Monday 23 March 2015 9:19

wtf, **** his life not yours lol.he got a double whammy in that situation.

aliceablaze 16

Monday 23 March 2015 9:26

As if it wasn't painful enough already! FHL!

Googolman 29

Monday 23 March 2015 23:36

Well, if a person is experiencing pain in more than one area in their body, the brain typically concentrates on the more severe. So if the OP punched the guy hard enough, he might have spared him the pain of having a wax.

fiveforfighting 26

Monday 23 March 2015 9:26

I'm sure he understood and was okay with it if you just apologized. You just simply forgot and that's normal. Best of luck in the future and with your boss OP

reyelisaia 15

Monday 23 March 2015 9:30

we're gonna see his FML on here next lol

Jdlove2 20

Monday 23 March 2015 9:40

"Today I got punched in the face while being waxed" - next FML

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