By Boss Troubles - 17/03/2015 06:12 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 825
You deserved it 12 369

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Just accept the offer he made and go first - it gets annoying when people can't accept stuff like that.

climbing the corporate ladder isn't all roses and scented candles

Comments

CODplayer4lyfe 24

I remember saying something similar #24 (;

I tried, and failed miserably. I'll see myself out.

Everyone knows you're supposed to travel up wind in confined spaces

Except that the gas followed the same plan

cryssycakesx3 22

because op was going up wind?

Greendaycheese 12

Well, OP.. You know what they say. All smells that end well.

TomeDr 24
tantanpanda 26

If someone insists more than once, assume they have a good reason and take the offer.

climbing the corporate ladder isn't all roses and scented candles

uglyheadedbitch 20

It is if you listen to outkast

hippodankamus 22

Always listen to your boss up the stairs

Or maybe this is his way to punish you because you refused to let him look at your ass...

Yeah, I've learned to do everything my boss says.