Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML

by sadlrana121 / 01/10/2015 at 5:46pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

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  • Actually OP, getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. The universe was trying to psyche you up more. :3

    #14 - On 01/11/2015 at 3:43am by Ohone01

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  • Unless you're super late, you should have time to go to the bathroom and wash it off quick.

    #4 - On 01/11/2015 at 3:20am by aclark2523

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