Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML

by driven_crazy / 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work

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  • That obnoxious screaming child sound must be directly proportional to how everyone is feeling on the inside during the rants hahaha

    #6 - On 12/13/2014 at 6:31am by myeverydaymylife

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  • Hearing the painful scream of a baby is a good way to scare you into taking your birth control on time, though. Creative.

    #8 - On 12/13/2014 at 6:53am by patrickeli

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