By driven_crazy - 12/12/2014 19:52 - United States - Newark

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML
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myeverydaymylife 21

That obnoxious screaming child sound must be directly proportional to how everyone is feeling on the inside during the rants hahaha

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patrickeli 15

Hearing the painful scream of a baby is a good way to scare you into taking your birth control on time, though. Creative.

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Mauskau 35

I don't even know how you could tolerate that. It'd drive me nuts, I'd just want to leave. Screaming babies are horrible in general, hearing it daily would be horrible.

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Haggis300 25

I think OP did that because she's warning herself of the dangers of not having her pills

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Emmiii_fml 18

That's the whole point. The sound of the screaming baby will motivate her to not forget to take the pills :p

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incoherentrmblr 21

I think your boss is using it as a pre-Festivus party more than a pre-Christmas party. All he's missing is an aluminum pole on a stand. Let the airing of Grievances begin...

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PyroSam 21

Sounds like you're in for a festive firing.

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2i1337i2iscore 13

Now that is Neuro-linguistic programming! Lol

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myeverydaymylife 21

That obnoxious screaming child sound must be directly proportional to how everyone is feeling on the inside during the rants hahaha

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patrickeli 15

Hearing the painful scream of a baby is a good way to scare you into taking your birth control on time, though. Creative.

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Deniika18 12

I was thinking the same thing! Very smart :P I may just change my alarm now lol

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tygerarmy 35

Your boss must have been wondering why his whining was coming in stereo. If I was there, when your alarm went off, I wouldn't have been able to contain my laughter.

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DARKDAY07 16

Just tell them it's a wireless baby monitor and that you need to go check on the baby

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xxreikoxx 31

Please tell me your boss shut up and forgot about his rant, OP? I'd love to see a follow-up on this if possible! :D

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