By caterinette - 27/11/2014 02:04 - Portugal

Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28

I think you should get a shovel and leave the crap on her front door.

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DocBastard 38

My cat did that to me, but her brain is the size of a large walnut. I have to assume the same about your batshit crazy neighbour.

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SharnaaaBanana 22

...people do some strange things sometimes

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HarshD9619 34

Brace yourselves for overused shit related puns.

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onlychildFTW 33

Poop is pretty hot when it comes out. If you've ever had an accident in your pants you'd know. Trust me. Lol.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

I think you should get a shovel and leave the crap on her front door.

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teyyoshi 19

throw the crap into her face immediately

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jake_braves 25

Yes, and put it in a paper bag and write "brownies" on it lol.

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Jasper1405 16

that is a really shitty way to start the day.

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christina3466 17

Spread it all on her stairs so when she walks down them, she trips on her own shit.

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IamHercules 24

Now that is just evil. You should find out what provoked this, you don't want to start a feud do you?

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ekim300 26

I dunno, but I'm pretty sure I would notice shit smeared all over my steps before actually using them..

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

Awww she left you a present.

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MrConcise 34

I'd chalk the outline of that poo, because there was a crime today. More specifically, a murder. Let us all take a moment of silence for human decency.

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