Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML
by That_Indian_Guy / 11/15/2014 at 8:25am / United States (Florida) / Work
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Gas chambered the jury.
#1 - On 11/15/2014 at 1:13pm by devildog562
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This is just one of those FML's that's hilarious, given you weren't the one in the situation. I hope you didn't draw too much attention to yourself, OP. And, don't worry, I doubt you'll see those people very often outside of court.
#5 - On 11/15/2014 at 1:17pm by homesuckfucker
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