Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate and making a pregnant teacher feel uncomfortable". That pregnant teacher asked me to take a selfie with her. FML

by anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 7:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

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  • The principal was just jealous you didn't have his baby. Or he's mad that the teacher is having his. Take your pick.

    #1 - On 11/01/2014 at 1:15am by devildog562

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  • It's okay. I was almost kicked out of school for a few stitches drawn on my face.

    #2 - On 11/01/2014 at 1:15am by PossiblyInDanger

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