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Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33016) - you deserved it (2790)

On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

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Please tell me you told him yes.

#1 - On 09/02/2014 at 4:24am by Flaptrap

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Grab the nearest baguette and whack him on the head with it.

#4 - On 09/02/2014 at 4:30am by Sandsh8rk

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