Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML

by Anonymous / 08/19/2014 at 5:54pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

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  • Better fart then hold it in and get the worst stomach ache of your life. You all know what I mean.

    #1 - On 08/19/2014 at 11:40pm by Fritterzz

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  • Better to just let it out. We all know that when you hold a fart in it travels up to your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from

    #3 - On 08/19/2014 at 11:40pm by KristaAaronn

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