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Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML
Better fart then hold it in and get the worst stomach ache of your life. You all know what I mean.
Better to just let it out. We all know that when you hold a fart in it travels up to your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015