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Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39178) - you deserved it (4346)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Casually get up and say "and that, my friends, is a perfect example of what not to do"

#4 - On 07/31/2014 at 5:38am by MissSatan

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Should've pulled a Willy Wonks and pretended it was on purpose

#1 - On 07/31/2014 at 5:37am by CrikOgresmasher

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