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Today, I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down, except that I work at Heinz. If you find it in your mayonnaise, keep it. FML

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A jar of mayonnaise...
What a way to propose.

#2 - On 07/26/2014 at 9:52am by WoldowJR

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I Mayo may not.

#5 - On 07/26/2014 at 9:53am by Vagitarian1

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