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Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

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On 07/24/2014 at 5:23pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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If you said that to him, I'd punch you too.

#2 - On 07/24/2014 at 6:23pm by Meggston

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I think what a lot of the commenters are missing is the fact that it's a DONUT. It's not accommodation, or basic food, it's a luxury. If he can afford a donut he can afford full price.

#7 - On 07/24/2014 at 6:26pm by Earths_Venus

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