Didn't see ya there!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Langley

Today, I managed to punch a customer's child as he walked around the corner just as I was enthusiastically pointing his mother in the direction of what she was looking for. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 703
You deserved it 4 631

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I bet he'll be more careful around corners from now on

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I bet he'll be more careful around corners from now on

Yep, do it spy style, creep against the wall, gun drawn and shoot the first thing that moves.

QueenofWheels 13

I have a feeling he is scared now

martialart1st18 19

Agreed. You were just being a helpful employee.

pwnman 33

#2 and #18, you sound like agents, lol.

Suuuure OP was pointing in a direction. ;-) You pulled a smooth one OP. You got to punch the customers kid and made it look like an accident. You manage to do something a lot of employees wish for.

am I the only one wondering how OP could possibly get her fist to a child's stomach height by pointing?

#45 - If you start putting in your own words then obviously it won't make sense. :-) OP never mentioned punching the kid in the stomach.

Wow that sucks OP, I bet you feel horrible. You didn't do it on purpose so don't feel too bad. I'm sure the kid is okay. But you should definitely be more careful.

He lives in Canada the kid probably said sorry

joeyl2008 29

sometimes kids deserve to be hit

I don't think this is one of those times. And they definitely don't deserve a punch.

shut the **** up 4, this kid did nothing

Aw that sucks F the kids life, but F your life too. Guess he needs to be more careful around corners.

Pointing things out is a dangerous occupation (sarcasm)

Sarcasm doesn't fit, because what you said is true. Usually pointing things out gets *you* punched. Try telling a soccer mom that her kid dribbled out of bounds.

If you have put (sarcasm) in brackets like that, then it's not funny enough to be worth commenting.

Well at least you weren't fired, or brought up on assault charges.

Respect101 17

That we know of. Follow up, did the mother understand it was an accident? Or is she one of the ones that flips out and filed charges or compliant. I'm interested to know.

diamondshock 7

Hey um your kinda pretty. I think you should consider giving me a date. now I don't want a reply of "um OK then" ( insert studley wink here)

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