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Today, I managed to punch a customer's child as he walked around the corner just as I enthusiastically pointed his mother in the direction of what she was looking for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39324) - you deserved it (3851)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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I bet he'll be more careful around corners from now on

#1 - On 07/23/2014 at 10:52am by Zaros

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It was an accident. You don't deserve it.

#2 - On 07/23/2014 at 10:52am by JesusOfNazareth

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