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Today, I was prepping for an interview after several months of unemployment. I had just finished brushing my teeth when I reached back and grabbed a towel behind me to wipe my face. Turns out it wasn't a towel, it was my newly dry-cleaned suit jacket that my wife had put there for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33212) - you deserved it (8883)

On 07/22/2014 at 5:55pm - work - by Infadel - United States (California)

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Well, suit up anyway.

#2 - On 07/23/2014 at 3:26am by DragonDude

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Oh geez...
I could definitely see how you would make that mistake if you were in a hurry, but they don't exactly feel the same....

#4 - On 07/23/2014 at 3:26am by cailey1234567890

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