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Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML
Damn, I'm gonna miss her, she was a great woman.
Bring her into the office to meet your coworkers. That'll scare the shit out of them.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014