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Yesterday, a grown man yelld at me because he'd been waiting fir 15 minutes and still hadn't been seatd or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. real FML


I agree, your life sucks (44414) - you deserved it (3673)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:54pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

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I will never understand the level of stupidity that some have

#1 - On 07/09/2014 at 4:33pm by alshygirl

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I presume this is the same guy that asks for the price of stuff at Dollar Tree.

#3 - On 07/09/2014 at 4:35pm by SmittyJA24

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