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Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41569) - you deserved it (3004)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:26am - work - by MaddyN - United States (Oregon)

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I once was accused of being a Nazi for the same reason

#3 - On 07/08/2014 at 5:36am by CrikOgresmasher

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Next time, block the sun with your middle finger. That'll really impress! :D

#2 - On 07/08/2014 at 5:35am by PiinkVanilla

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