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Today, one of my employees complained of B.O. wafting into his work space. As a joke, I created an anonymous survey online asking everyone if they had showered in the last 30 days, and sent it out. Half of them put "Yes", the other half put a variation of "I can't afford to shower on my salary." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7502) - you deserved it (19252)

On 02/14/2013 at 7:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Hard times.

#1 - On 02/14/2013 at 12:38pm by daniel_dd31

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That stinks?

#7 - On 02/14/2013 at 12:42pm by DocBastard

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