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Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML


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On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States

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Some people are unaware of customary tips. No reason to assault them.

#1 - On 11/07/2012 at 2:35am by AholeCop

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they probably should've left a better tip, but at the same time you can't throw quarters at a customers head and not expect to be fired.

#6 - On 11/07/2012 at 2:38am by secretsymbiote21

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