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Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML
OP: Um, sir, it isn't a pr--
-ank, um, I actu---
Boss: You think you're funny, huh?!? I'm sick of your shit, you're fired.
OP: But sir I--
Boss: GET OUT! I'm dying in here!
Maybe you should get a job at prank shop, OP. You could use it to your advantage!
I'm sorry OP, that's embarrassing. Try talking it out.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 29 August 2014