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Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML

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On 10/18/2012 at 2:33am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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OP: Um, sir, it isn't a pr--

*phrrrrrrrRRRRRRp!*

-ank, um, I actu---

*PraaaaaaaaaAAAAAAph*

*shittle*

*shart*

--a condi--

*toot*

Boss: You think you're funny, huh?!? I'm sick of your shit, you're fired.

OP: But sir I--

*BrAAAAAAPPPPPphhhhizzzzz*

Boss: GET OUT! I'm dying in here!

Maybe you should get a job at prank shop, OP. You could use it to your advantage!

#5 - On 10/18/2012 at 10:08am by ManInTheMachine

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I'm sorry OP, that's embarrassing. Try talking it out.

#1 - On 10/18/2012 at 10:06am by trollcrusher

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