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Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML


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On 08/16/2012 at 5:57am - work - by Soap0015 - United States

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How ironic. A lifeguard needed to be saved from the water.

#2 - On 08/16/2012 at 11:00am by peniiis

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Here in its natural habitat, the lifeguard would rather pass out from dehydration, than to drink from the watering hole like everyone else. Fascinating!

#5 - On 08/16/2012 at 11:01am by TBelle4Ever

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