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Today, at work, I decided to make things more interesting, so when I called people I used a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to asked me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replied, "Where the kangaroos are..." I'm now jobless. FML

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On 08/09/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by sincerely depressed. - United States (California)

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Oh yah because there's only kangaroos in one place in Australia

#1 - On 08/10/2012 at 3:05am by theslimshadylp

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Crickey mate, a wild, jobless telemarketah, watch as it attempts to wallow in sorrow with alchohol.

#5 - On 08/10/2012 at 3:08am by CinnamonRugby

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