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Today, I was cashiering at Walmart, when a customer picked open a cold-sore on her lip before trying to give me her money with the same hand. When I freaked out and refused to take her money, she started screaming and threatening to sue me for "violating the First Amendment." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16605) - you deserved it (2191)

On 07/21/2012 at 5:14pm - work - by artdegreemyass (woman) - United States (Florida)

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There's nothing in the first amendment about not accepting herpes-infected money.

#5 - On 07/21/2012 at 9:14pm by newburton13

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Just walk away. Just walk away.

#1 - On 07/21/2012 at 9:09pm by alexlovescandy

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