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Today, I was cashiering at Walmart, when a customer picked open a cold-sore on her lip before trying to give me her money with the same hand. When I freaked out and refused to take her money, she started screaming and threatening to sue me for "violating the First Amendment." FML
There's nothing in the first amendment about not accepting herpes-infected money.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 November 2015