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Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML

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On 07/20/2012 at 12:58am - work - by are you kidding me???? - United States (Connecticut)

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Talk to HR he can't fire you for making personal calls during your lunch break. FYL OP.

#1 - On 07/20/2012 at 6:03am by yankfan89

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Can he even do that? .__.

#2 - On 07/20/2012 at 6:03am by nikkimizu

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