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Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML


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On 06/20/2012 at 8:46am - work - by notanidiot - United States (Michigan)

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Well they aren't as different as you think. Birds are descended from dinosaurs.

#4 - On 06/20/2012 at 10:29am by redreynard

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He seriously thought birds were reptiles???Lmao

#2 - On 06/20/2012 at 10:28am by FireFlie07

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