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Today, I realized my paranoia is really bad when I saw my coworker holding a knife and immediately began thinking of ways to keep him from stabbing me. I work in a restaurant kitchen. FML

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On 06/06/2012 at 1:00am - work - by Jonas - United States (Texas)

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Well that's not knife..

#1 - On 06/06/2012 at 5:54am by KK3137

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If your gut told you he's dangerous, your paranoia might actually be true.

I feel like people's gut feeling is THE 6th sense an not listening will screw you over, especially of he minces onions angrily.

#4 - On 06/06/2012 at 5:56am by br0ccoli

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