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Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7582) - you deserved it (23602)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:07am - work - by emliv12 - Australia (Victoria)

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I bet your favorite top also has permanent pit stains.
*inhales*
Ahhhhh smell the onions in the air.

If you like that top so much, be like a cartoon character and have a closet full of the exact same clothes.

#5 - On 05/25/2012 at 10:11am by NoorFML

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Get a new favorite shirt OP.

#1 - On 05/25/2012 at 10:10am by Meowingtons500

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