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Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8276) - you deserved it (63236)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

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Why even bother putting FML if you totally deserved it?? Drugs= baaaaad shit.

#1 - On 04/24/2012 at 8:53am by panny10112326

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Yeah... Paying the same friend you rip a bong with to pass a drug test for you isn't a good idea. Must've been high when you agreed to that.

#2 - On 04/24/2012 at 8:54am by The_Hitdude

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