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Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "new pirate" in the office. FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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Arghhhhh

#2 - On 04/05/2012 at 2:05am by chilearmy123

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That sounds very painful! But pirate isn't that bad of a nickname.. At least they didn't call you cyclops or something like that lol.

#4 - On 04/05/2012 at 2:08am by LaColombianita

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