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Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

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Nice catch.

#1 - On 03/18/2012 at 2:23pm by Cad6

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He must be hung like an anaconda for you to catch that.

I see some late nights at the office in your future.

#8 - On 03/18/2012 at 2:27pm by DocBastard

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