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Today, I asked a co-worker if he'd cover for me while I slipped out to cash some money at the bank. When I got back, I found out that when he said "yeah, sure" he actually meant "yeah, sure, I'll tell the boss and get your dumb arse suspended". FML

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On 03/15/2012 at 12:13pm - work - by davey d (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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He could have just said no.

#1 - On 03/15/2012 at 2:10pm by 77777771

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Someone's looking for a raise. That sucks

#2 - On 03/15/2012 at 2:10pm by WCARlover

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