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Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12477) - you deserved it (4174)

On 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm - work - by Simms (man) - United States

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You may be in the wrong profession.

#2 - On 03/14/2012 at 12:26am by your_face

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All part of the business. Just be glad that you're far smarter than he is.

#1 - On 03/14/2012 at 12:24am by Porschephile

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