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Today, I was working retail when a group of older gentlemen came in looking for a good sound system. I showed them a top-range system and gushed about it in detail, trying to close the sale. One of them snorted and said, "See Dave, girls like her are the reason ball gags were invented." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23092) - you deserved it (3507)

On 03/12/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by sandi519 (woman) - United States

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They put the 'S' and 'M' in SexisM.

#4 - On 03/13/2012 at 12:31am by syki

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Soo rude

#2 - On 03/13/2012 at 12:31am by raspygirl

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