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Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:28am - work - by titillating (woman) - United States (California)

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The collar of your shirt got caught in his grill?Where you checking your teeth in his headlights?

#3 - On 03/12/2012 at 7:02am by btstig

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Pic or it didn't happen

#13 - On 03/12/2012 at 7:15am by jonn090

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