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Today, while on trial for a desperately needed new job, I tripped crossing a road with my would-be manager. I twisted my ankle, and he had to carry me across the road and call a taxi for me to go home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14959) - you deserved it (1655)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:48am - work - by Katie (woman) - United Kingdom

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Sounds like a bonding moment! Connection made.

#1 - On 03/09/2012 at 6:35am by Buttsexpirate

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Hope you're ok.

If the boss chose not to hire her just on the basis she fell down...that would make him an ass.

#12 - On 03/09/2012 at 7:04am by williamcarter93

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